Ok so in my last post I determined I need £9,500 a month so I can get towards:
- Buying a house (something I’ve been literally paralysed to face for years now)
- Saving up one year of mortgage payments
- Go live in New York for 6 months, and
- Banging £130/hr hookers once a week so I can develop my entitlement with women in general (I hear it may be quite fun too…)
What The Thought Of Buying A House Has Felt Like
Get ready for a boring post.
Basically I determined I need to get to £9,500 a month. This is £2375 a week
Currently I’m earning £540 a week – from 5 hours of work. This means I need another £1,835
Now my working hours on Mon to Fri are 4pm-9pm.
Now my aim this year was to work as little time away as possible. And don’t want to work on weekends. May sound greedy to some – but I only have one life and my dream is to run my own radio station – not work my time away.
So I’ve decided that I’m willing to work away Mon – Thurs. That’s a total of 20 hours – I’ve got 5 used up – so that leaves me with 15 hours.
Now 4 of these 15 hours will be used to run group workshops. Basically that means I’ve got 11 hours available to me. And I’m going to charge each client £550 every four weeks – or £137.50 a week.
This will give me an extra £1512.50 – making a total of £2052.50 a week.
And that means I’ll be missing what I need by £322.50. *
Yes, I know there are more exciting things to read about than Maths
But fuck that! Instead of working away another day and making it up – I’m going to see if I can find another way. Worse come worse I’ll just sell my body. Just kidding!
I dunno I’ll see if I can make that without giving up my time. And if need me I’ll take on more clients later and give up my time to make up for it if nothing else comes about it.**
So there you go – I need 11 clients – and I’m setting my goal for 20th November 2016 to achieve it. It won’t be easy as the average per hour fee I my market is £24/hour compared to my £137.50 I’m looking for. But this is where the magic of marketing and sales comes in! I’ll be talking about the exacts more in later posts. Keep yo eyes peeled my friends.
*You’ll notice a lot of the Maths involved throughout this post is pretty roughly done. That’s because there’s a lot of numbers I don’t know. For example how much my mortgage costs will be – or how advertising costs will subtract from earnings. The important thing is that these numbers help me (or you) get towards a clear goal. The clear goal here is get 11 clients by 20th November.
**You may be thinking well if you miss your target why not just scale back on say the prostitutes. Never my friend. Never.
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